On Monday the relocation company took us to a Swiss bank to open a basic checking account to use while in the country. We are aware the banks in Switzerland are renowned for their security and privacy, but we had no idea what a big production they make out of just opening a checking account. Unfortunately for us, neither did Mason.
As we walked into the marble and stone bank building, we were immediately greeted by the banker with whom we had an appointment (yes, you need an appointment to open a checking account here). He showed us into a private room complete with nice leather furniture and impressive looking original artwork on the walls, and he asked us if we would care for anything to drink. We asked for water, and immediately a tuxedoed waiter with white gloves entered the room with bottles of water and glasses. We felt like we were at a spa, rather than a bank. Mason obviously felt very comfortable at the bank as well, because after a few minutes he said very loudly, "Mama, Dada - poopies!" Nodding his head furiously, he added, "Poopies. Yeah!" Mason then began to run circles around the room at his top speed.
Trying to ignore Mason, I listened as the banker explained the account features to me. Within a few minutes, it was hard to ignore the smell passing behind me every few seconds as Mason circled the room. When Mason says "Poopies", he usually means it. Nicole grabbed Mason and took him to the restroom, where of course there were no changing tables. At this point, I think it was clear that the bank does not have many visitors under the age of 2. Nicole adapted (as she is getting good at doing), and changed Mason on top of the diaper bag on the floor.
When Nicole and Mason returned to the private room, Mason decided it was time to see how loud he could scream. The banker picked up the phone and made a quick call. Within 10 seconds, the waiter re-entered the room carrying a stuffed animal for Mason to play with. Mason gladly took the stuffed animal, which kept occupied him for about 3 seconds, after which Mason decided to throw the stuffed animal across the bankers desk, missing his head by a few inches. We are so proud.
After a brief eternity, the banker was finally finished showing us how to access our account online. In Switzerland, gaining online access to your bank account involves a PIN number, a key card, a key card reader, a password, a randomly generated number, and a urine sample (but not necessarily in that order). I hope to God I never need to access our account online. After this was done, the banker gladly excused us from the private room and we left the bank as quickly as we could.
Ahh, the joys of parenting...